Husband talking in his sleep

I have a husband who works the night shift at walmart. So he sleeps during the day. I sometimes have to go wake him up for a question or to tell him we need to go some where. If he is in a deep sleep He will say the strangest things. I always have to tell Michelle what happen, because I know what ever he says will put a smile on her face. Mike never remembers what he says so I tell him when he wakes up to go to work.

Mike is in a deep sleep most of the time when I wake him up to go to church. (this is one reason he doesn't get to church all the time.) I have to share some of his sayings to you all. The first time I tried to wake up Mike he must have been having a weird dream, because when I tried to wake him up to started to say "Indian, Indian people." I was thinking ok what does that mean? I go honey wake up we need to go to church, and again he went "Indian, Indian people." So i put the cover back on him and told him to go back to bed. But he still had more to say. He said "NO, the bed is made." I told him "no Honey its not, go back to sleep." He shouted at me that the bed was made and went back to sleep. But see that wasn't the funniest one.

Here is another good on I have to tell. Michelle had to remind me of this on. It is a good one. So of course Mike came home from working all night and he is trying to get some sleep before going to church. I go into the room to wake him up. I shack him and wake him up. (So I think he is awake.) I say "Mike it is time to get up to go to church." He says "I want to go to church today, but I can't." I say "why." "Well I am next in line for the slide" Mike said. I tell Him "go back to bed."

My Favorite one to this day is, I was waking Mike up again to go to church. He told me no I can't make it today I am so tired. I said ok Honey go back to sleep. I was pulling the covers back over him. I got to where his but was and was about to cover it, he opened his eyes and looked at me and said, (I can't stop laughing as I am writing this.) Look my butts hanging out and I can dance. I looked at him and started laughing so hard I almost pee myself.

Mike has told me I need to come into the room with a vidoe carmera to get all these. He tells me that I am lieing and I am making all this up. I told him that ere is no way I can make this up.

Well that is my thoughts for the day. I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did. My family will be fun to write about, because the can say and do the funnest things.